DON'T YOU WANT SOME SHOE THERAPY?

oh i think you do! what if i came over to your house and we went through all your shoes together? and i gave you a whole bunch of tips and tricks to take care of your shoes. and we threw out a whole bunch of your shoes that didn't work? and we analyzed your lifestyle and your shoe challenges? and then i gave you a written prescription for shoe happiness? wouldn't that be fun?!