Miss Meghan, Fashion Advice

January 6, 2004

you will need to sit down for what i am about to tell you. walking toward me on fifth avenue was a perfectly lovely lady. cream shearling, well-kept hair. i smiled at her until i looked down. on her feet were a pair of brand new cream UGG's. on the UGG's were emblazoned a gold metallic peace symbol. one on each of the UGG's, right in the middle of the calf. sparkling in the sun.

i know. know dear reader. what are we to DO?