HELENA CHRISTENSEN IS MY NEW FRIEND
[Posting live from the pre-Oscar Miramax party, dictating to my honey, and scooping Defamer...]
I got lost outside the blue whale. Helena Christensen showed me the way in. Patricia Clarkson was behind me. I walked in, there’s a lot of people here honey and I’m way overdressed. The only person I’ve seen is David Duchovny and some other guy I can’t place. That’s it, so far! I’m inside, and there’s tons and tons of people. I had to walk down the red carpet with … do you hear this? “Ladies and gentlemen…” Wait. I have to go give a commentary on someone’s shoes. More soon.
