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OVERTHROWING THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM

while doing some old-fashioned procrastination -- cleaning the apartment in my nightgown -- i savvily circumvented swifter's market share on refills by gouging a hole in the top of the cleaning liquid holder thingie and filled it up with murphy's oil soap. now this is revolutionary on many fronts: 1) swifter tries to make you buy an ENTIRE new liquid thingie instead of inventing refills that can be used in the same plastic container so i have successfully depleted landfills and 2) murphys oil soap is safe to use in your home with none of the bad vibes that the actual wierd-smelling swifter liquid spits out on your floor. healthy lungs, healthy landfills. i am a one-woman capitalist overthrower.